WHITES GLASS BOTTLES
Tiny bubbles (sorry, it had to be done)
121 Zardetto, Prosecco, NV – Veneto, Italy (187ml) $10/split  
Fragrant and meticulously made sparkler; perfect to begin and end with!    
Sweet, but not enough for a toothache
J&H Selbach, Riesling 2007 – Bernkastel, Germany 6 24
Vibrant apples and pears with a cleansing backbone of acidity and a twinge of sweetness; if you’re thinking white zin, you need to be drinking Riesling!    
Fresh enough to get y’all slapped
Paul Dolan, Sauvignon Blanc 2007 - Mendocino County, California 6 24
Distinctive kiwi fruit flavor with bright citrus zest and lemon grass.    
Stella, Pinot Grigio 2007 - Umbria, Italy 6 24
Vibrant on the palate with fresh fruit and balanced acidity.
Light and refreshing: perfect with fish.
   
Bishop Peak, Chardonnay 2007 – Edna Valley, California 7 28
Deliciously balanced with light spice, lemon cream and fresh pears.    

 

REDS GLASS BOTTLES
Lite in color, full in flavor
Dashwood, Pinot Noir 2008 – Marlborough, New Zealand 8.5 34
From the cooler part of “Down Under”....where all the spicy Pinot’s hang out.    
Tommassi, Valpolicella Classico Superiore 2007 –Veneto, Italy 9 36
Not your grandma’s Valpolicella; flavors of figs, raisins and red vines candy.    
Stella, Sangiovese 2006 - Puglia, Italy 6 24
Ripe berry aromas, characterized by fresh fruit taste and pleasant acidity.    
Full bodied, but still sexy
Pedroncelli, Merlot 2006 - Dry Creek Valley (Sonoma), California 8 32
Aromas of spice, blueberry and black cherry. Incredibly lush and full bodied.    
Lot 205, Cabernet Sauvignon 2007 Napa Valley, California 7.5 30
A full, ripe Cab in search of pepperoni pizza with bell peppers!    

 

WHITES BOTTLE
Tingly all over
Veuve Cliquot, “Yellow Label, NV – Champagne, France $99
Consistently, a great way to start and end a party.    
Danny Dolan wines (Bold, Round and Lush)
Jordan, Chardonnay 2006 – Alexander Valley (Sonoma), California 55
Classic old school producer, known for consistently producing the best juice.    
Ramonet, Bourgogne Blanc 2006 - Burgundy, France 56
Tired of Cali chardonnay? Try this from its true home in Burgundy.    

 

REDS BOTTLE
Elegant, yet naughty
Siduri, Pinot Noir 2007 – Willamette Valley, Oregon $44
Foxen, Pinot Noir 2006 – Santa Maria Valley, California 70
All time great producer, even before that stupid movie!    
Big enough to shut your “Pie Hole”
Orin Swift, “The Prisoner” 2005 - Napa Valley, California 63
Monstrous wine; blend of Zinfandel, Syrah, Petite Sirah, Cab and a bunch of other junk.    
Edmeades, Zinfandel 2006 – Mendocino, California 33
Seghesio, Zinfandel 2007 - Sonoma County, California 50
Longboard, Merlot, “Da Kine Vineyard” 2006 – Sonoma County, California 45
Super Crip wine from Da Kine vineyard. Ho bra, good dis one!    
Melville, Syrah 2006 – Santa Rita Hills, California 38
Syrah, syrah...Whatever will be, will be...red meat for me, you’ll see...Syrah, syrah!    

 

WINE LIST KINDLY COMPILED BY GENIUS SOMMELIER: HEATH PORTER